Shinpachi Shimura Visits the World
Oh, hello. This is Shinpachi Shimura.
The Odd Jobs member who hasn't been on screen for a month.
In this show, I usually play a straight man.
Filmed in Tokyo
Hey!
Cut it out!
This is supposed to be anime!
It's been weeks since my last appearance!
You could at least draw me!
I'm easier to draw than the pattern on Gin-san's clothes!
I take less lines to draw than the Shinsengumi uniform!
When did I go from someone recognized by his glasses to just glasses!
Well, at least you aren't recognized by your nipples.
There aren't any Jump characters recognized by their nipples!
And there never will be!
This doesn't count as a live-action segment!
The only thing glasses and nipples
have in common is the fact that they come in pairs!
You finally get some screen time and all you do is blab.
That's not my fault!
How am I supposed to stay quiet?!
Hey! Hold on!
It's been a while, so let me rant some more!
The End Glasses provided by Animate Costume Museum ACOS
Today will be the coldest day yet this winter.
Make sure you dress warmly
so you don't catch a cold before Christmas.
You got it!
Please have a wonderful day!
I will!
Go find work, you bum.
Gin-san, it's a little early for you to be making so much noise over there.
Ana Ketsuno is talking to me.
I can't just ignore her.
He's been like this ever since that Onmyoji mess.
He thinks that Ana Ketsuno is talking to him through the TV.
That smile is for me.
Her words are for me.
He's out of his mind.
Hey, you sound like a pathetic fan.
That's the kind of stuff stalkers say.
But she was looking at me.
What do you want me to do?
Are you stupid?
She's not going to fall for you because you helped out once.
TV personalities go out with baseball players
and have shotgun marriages with J Leaguers.
They're brutal athletes who chase more balls than the players.
They wouldn't be interested in your dirty balls.
Ana Ketsuno is different!
She's as stoic as the pit traps in the Road to Rhone, you idiot!
It's time for today's black horoscope!
Today's lucky sign is
Libra.
Yes, you with the curly hair, dumb face,
and a toothbrush in your mouth.
H-Hey, look!
She's talking about me!
Who else could she mean?!
You just might receive a wonderful present today.
Something good will come.
P-Present?
Like a love, love letter?
And your lucky item is a bright red...
Bright red?
Club.
Saber!
Y-You're...
It's been a while, Gintoki-sama.
Gedomaru-san!
Presents Are Meant To Be Given Early
Odd Jobs Gin-chan Snack Otose
Uh...
So what?
You're the wonderful present?
I'm not a present.
I have merely returned.
As I said before, the pact makes you my other master.
I have merely come back to where I belong.
Please make yourself at home.
Uh, that's what your master is supposed to say!
Oh, were you having breakfast?
Sorry, now it looks like I'm here for a free meal.
Then I'll help myself.
That's not breakfast!
Why are you here?!
How is this a wonderful present?!
This is like Zombie Express.
Gin-chan, who is she?
Huh? You don't remember her?
This is the shikigami Gedomaru-san.
You just mentioned the battle
between Ana Ketsuno's family, the Ketsuno clan, and the Shirino clan.
This is Ana Ketsuno's shikigami who fought alongside Gin-chan.
Oh, she's that one girl.
There was a lot happening near the end of the first season,
so I forgot about her.
What's that?!
That sounds like something one of the
staff members on this show would say!
This is all I really remember from that arc.
That dumb joke?!
So why is a character from the first season
showing up around the same time two years later.
She probably tried to sneak in an appearance since we're busy again.
Nobody invited you here.
Pay me for the damage to the TV and scram!
That's an order!
Then...
Please sign here and then we can
Shikigami Divorce Gedomaru Gintoki Sakata
let our lawyers work out the details.
How does two hundred million sound as a settlement?
It's not easy for a shikigami who's been divorced.
Why are you making it sound like this is a marriage?!
Is this some kind of new scam?!
That's too bad.
I came here to make Christel-sama happy.
Sigh, if you had cooperated,
Christel-sama would have fallen head over heels for you.
H-Hold on!
What did you just say?
Hey! Wait up!
Please wait, my master!
Huh?
A Christmas present?
That's right.
We shikigami wish to give our master a present
to show our appreciation.
Shikigami?! Isn't that the wrong religion?!
And aren't demons supposed to be anti-Christmas?!
Don't bring that up, Shinpachi.
Huh? Really?
First, you should mention how this is a weird time to air a Christmas episode.
They should have used Valentine's or White Day instead.
You weren't supposed to say that!
Everybody knows that Jump and the anime are on different schedules!
We aired a Christmas episode in March two years ago!
And when the second season started,
we aired a New Year's episode in April!
Anyway, enough about Christmas.
What's the problem?
As you already know, I am a combat shikigami.
I don't know what present will make her happy.
So...
I see.
So you wanted advice from the natural playboy Gin-san.
Gedomaru-san, he spends his time playing pachinko by himself.
Well, in that case, I'm willing to help you out,
but what do I get out of it?
I'll hand your present to Christel-sama too.
Aha! That works!
Hey, I thought you were just a rotten joke,
but you have a sweet side.
I'm impressed. You can be cute.
It's like watching Gian in Doraemon movies.
One day of agony and
the other 364 days of tyranny are forgiven.
She's rotten to the core!
Oh, well.
Let's get going then!
I'll buy something for Sis!
Hey, that's no fair!
Gin-chan, please buy me something!
Santa Festival
Hey, there's a Santa Festival over there!
I'm sure we'll find some wonderful presents there, Gedomaru-san!
What are you two doing? Hurry up!
Lombroso.
What's wrong, you guys?
Uh, well...
I thought we were heading towards a Santa Festival?
I could have sworn there was a Santa Festival here a few seconds ago.
Satan Festival
Huh?
Oh, you must have read the sign wrong!
The hell we did!
When did Santa turn into Satan?!
Where did all these evil creatures come from?!
This is like an anti-Christmas pow-wow!
It appears after sensing my vast power,
they broke through the barrier and opened the gates.
We are currently standing where the Santa Festival is being held,
but we are in a completely different dimension.
The demon world.
Beware of pets!
This show is turning into a different anime again!
Pachi-boy, check it out.
They mixed up Christmas and Halloween.
Mixed them up?!
They're the real deal!
Satan Festival
We've ended up in a Satan Festival instead of a Santa Festival!
We don't have time to look for Christmas presents!
Does it even matter?
It's like the difference between Hagiwara and Ogiwara.
They're completely different!
Santa and Satan.
One brings dreams, the other brings despair.
They're more or less the same.
They're not the same!
If you consider them similar, everything's similar!
Roast Minotaur
I want some minotaur!
As expected, Gintoki-sama does not fear any devil.
Don't just admire him!
We're in trouble!
We can leave, right?!
We're safe, right?!
Actually, the foreign devils have been invading our turf,
much like what is happening in the real world.
Satan's getting a little cocky. I should teach him a lesson.
Stop it! That's not our style!
Let Jump Square handle that!
You're right.
But we might find a good present here.
It seems rather inconsiderate to purchase
a Christmas present in the demon world!
Darkness makes light brighter!
There's only darkness here!
Right now, our futures and your character are completely dark!
Hey, Gedomaru. How's this?
We can give it to Ana Ketsuno.
We're looking for a Christmas present!
But it's a cross.
With a monster impaled on it!
I'm not a cross.
I'm Frankenfurt.
I keep evil spirits away.
What's a Frankenfurt?!
How can you keep evil spirits away when you're an evil spirit?!
Mind if I test it?
Oh, go ahead.
No good.
It couldn't keep me away.
Next.
What kind of test was that?!
How about this then?
Ana Ketsuno won't have any trouble on her demon day of the month.
Why?! Why would you buy demon goods for Christmas?!
And what is her demon day of the month?!
This is a hot item right now.
That demon has the smile of an angel.
You're a demon for trying to buy this as a Christmas present!
Mind if I test it?
Oh, go ahead.
How are you going to test it?!
No good.
It couldn't beat the weight.
Next.
You're missing the point!
Hey, Gedomaru.
How about this?
For Ana Ketsuno.
All that does is wash her ass!
No, that's not all it does.
That wouldn't even hit anything!
What happened to Christmas?!
She'll feel refreshed after washing her ass.
How will that bring a Merry Christmas?!
Big guy, this here is an acid shower toilet that can
wash away any fucking shit.
Do you people think Ana Ketsuno has a dirty ass?
That looks dangerous, so mind if I test it?
You should stop. You should stop, Gedomaru-san.
Okay, next.
You didn't even test it!
It's not easy to find a present for Ana Ketsuno.
Uh, let's just forget about Ana Ketsuno.
We should also forget about Christmas.
We really don't have time for this.
You keep complaining.
Help us look, Pachi-boy.
Uh, I'm busy playing the straight man.
Shinpachi, do you know what people who watch Gintama
in countries that don't follow the concept of straight men say about you?
Why does that glasses kid keep yapping away?
Which country is that?!
You people don't realize how important my role is!
If you're mad, find a different way to distinguish yourself.
Okay, but we're stuck in the demon world...
Oh, excuse me.
Oops, my lips just brushed against someone else's lips.
What are you doing, Shinpachi?
That's just merchandise.
What are those? They're gross.
They look kind of familiar...
Hey, Shinpachi.
Pa...
Pandemonium-san.
I-It can't be...
Why are you here?
You disappeared before my eyes...
How can you be here?
Sh-Shinpachi-kun...
Pandemonium-san...
Pandemonium-san!
Sh-Shinpachi-kun!
Why?!
Well, you were acting so stupid that I couldn't help myself.
I'm gonna kill you, bitch!
Give her back!
Give me back my Pandemonium-san!
Um, excuse me.
Yummy Pandemonium
Can I get a Pandemonium?
I'm sure that everyone's hungry.
You're going to eat her?!
She did it...
She ate her right before my eyes.
It's not easy to find a present.
I never thought that giving someone something was so difficult.
This shows that I'm a heartless creature.
It was too early for me to try to be human.
Hey, get a hold of yourself.
Aren't you trying to be a movie Gian?
The point is that a heartless bastard
like you is even bothering to find a present.
Are you trying to make her feel better or worse?
How's this sound?
Let's try looking for something you want for a while.
Huh?
You won't get anywhere wondering what she might like.
So start by thinking about what you would like as a present.
But Christel-sama and I have different tastes...
Just choose something.
Then I choose this.
Uh, what are we going to do, Gin-san?
What is that?
Oh, it's a hair ornament.
A hair ornament?
More like what used to be under someone's hair.
Would you be happy if someone gave that to you?
No, any present from Christel-sama would make me happy.
There you have it.
Hey, pops. I'll take this snappy headdress.
Hey, Gin-san!
Two of them.
I'm also buying one, so give me a discount.
If she doesn't like it, I'll blame you.
Make sure you give her that one so you match.
Sorry, big guy. I can't sell that to you.
Huh?
I don't sell anything to humans.
But I can throw together some cheap ornaments...
...from your skulls!
This is brilliant!
Some humans ended up here.
Their skulls should fetch a pretty penny.
I want their arms.
I want their heads.
I want their nails!
Gin-san! What do we do?!
Oh, he was right.
A free hair ornament.
I can't tell who's the bad guy here!
I-Impossible!
There's a Japanese demon with them!
A crazy one!
She's a devil-class!
H-Hurry! Call for Lord Satan!
A Japanese devil is invading!
This is war!
Gedomaru...
I'm sorry about dragging you into this.
But I'm glad.
Now I understand why humans give presents.
I thought it would be a chore, but it wasn't too bad.
Next time, I'll choose my present myself
since I now know that it's meaningless otherwise.
Gintoki-sama, I was the one who received
a wonderful present today.
Until we meet again.
Huh?
Wait a sec.
There they are! They're the ones, Lord Satan!
Satan Festival
Wait! Hey! Take us with you!
Santa Festival
Today will be the coldest day yet this winter.
Odd Jobs Gin-chan Snack Otose
The cold isn't going away, so make sure you don't catch a cold.
Christmas may be over, but you want to stay vigilant.
Make sure you dress warmly when you go outside.
For my master.
Have a wonderful day.
Be careful!
We will!
Pandemonium in the Air
Pandemonium-san...
Will I ever see you again?
Pandemonium-san...
I would give anything to see you one more time, Pandemonium-san...
Gin-chan, it looks like Shinpachi
left his soul back in the demon world.
Once he notices the women around him
instead of focusing on the woman he can never have,
he'll man up.
Do you mean me? That's gross.
No, you're out of the question.
But it can't be that easy to find someone.
We're talking about Shinpachi here.
Fine, I'll lend a hand then.
-Pandemonium-san...
-I wanted to see you...
-Pandemonium-san...
-I wanted to see you...
I wanted to see you...
That voice...
P-Pandemonium-san...
Huh?
She looks different...
I wanted to see you...
Yes!
We Pandemoniums have come to see you.
PDN48!
Lucky you, Sakaguchi-san.
Lucky you.
Yes!
The End
Next Time
Hey, Gin-chan.
What's inside a New Year's envelope?
Do you know?
Do I get an envelope?
Uh...
New Year's Envelopes Are Perfect for Dirty Jokes
Next time:
New Year's envelopes are perfect for dirty jokes.
Um, that doesn't answer my question.
This episode was about Christmas, so the next one has to be about New Year's!!
After some anguish... Kagura finally receives her envelope?